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[necromanager]

Well, what do I know? There might be perfectly lovely demons just chilling in whatever place they come from and I just have to deal with the shitty ones.

[ In spite of what she does for a living, Vivienne tries not to generalise. There are plenty of monstrous people after all, but that's not a reason to hate all of mankind.

... Granted, she does kind of do that on some particularly bad days. ]

[thepattern]

[ It's an interesting thought, that does make a sort of sense. ]

I suppose it's something like those Yelp reviews. You only hear of people's worst experiences. No one writes a review when the food was good and the service was adequate.

[ If a demon wasn't interested in causing trouble for the people of this realm, it would stay where it was and not bother possessing anyone. ]

[necromanager]

[ She is suddenly struck by the mental image of angry demons writing scathing yelp reviews about her, and it startles her into laughter right as she takes another sip of her drink.

Predictably, most of that sip ends up coming out of her nose, leaving her stumbling for some paper towels whilst coughing and still laughing. ]

[thepattern]

[ Well, at least she's laughing. Corwin moves quickly, standing from the table and moving to grab a roll of towels from the countertop. ]

Well now, I'm funny but I'm not that funny.

[ But he's laughing too, now. It feels good to laugh. He hasn't had all that much opportunity to do so, lately. ]

[necromanager]

I'm laughing at the mess.

[ She squeaks out between coughs, wiping at her face and shirt and leaning against the sink.

It really is nice to laugh. ]

And the thought of angry demons writing yelp reviews about me from hell.

[thepattern]

[ His laughter tumbles out, fading to a low chuckle as he shakes his head. ]

You're welcome for the mental image.